There Does Not Exist Caution Crushing Hazard

$4.29

There Does Not Exist
Caution: Crushing Hazard
4.5% ABV 16oz

Light Lager

Caution: Crushing Hazard - A word of caution, friends… This beer is CRUSHABLE! Crushing Hazard is the TDNE hot take on the most consumed beer style in the U.S.A. - light lager. Drinker beware, this simply tastes like beer, dude. Its everything we love about sessionable domestic lager - just brewed with high quality German ingredients.  A beer for mowing the lawn. A beer for barbecue. A beer for breakfast. A beer for dinner. It's everything you need, and nothing you don’t. Its CRUSHABLE BEER, made with Cosmic Cowboy love, of course.